Saturday 22 March 2014

A Spontaneous Prologue...

Author's note: Someone requested me a prologue two years ago for their fantasy story on fictionpress (.com) and I made them this little thing. Seemed pretty good and I thought: Well...short story...and it's not like I'm NOT gonna update this later on, so whatevs! Might as well put it up now! 

(WARNING: If you're not into stories where the author put's a WHOLE paragraph into describing the scene and then ANOTHER for describing the character, then don't read.)

The Message

The forest was bathed in the full moon’s glow; it seemed that everything was coated in silver. The stars shined bright like blissful lights seeping through the holes of heaven’s floor. The trees’ tips pointed towards the sky like needles and the lake shimmered as the moon’s reflection basked across its surface. Beside the forest was a large valley of rolling hills and small meadows of soft grass and shut flowers. The night was cold and silent, with nothing but the soft chirps of crickets and a faint grunt of a man walking on a small dirt road through the forest. He was a man of small stature, with skinny arms that folded across his chest as he tried to cling to his cloak for warmth. Long, black and shaggy hair bordered his face and sitting on top of it was a large fishing hat that shadowed his dark eyes. His nose was sharp and pointed and he had a pair of thin, tight lips that sat atop of his scruffy chin. He wore long leather boots that reached just below his knees; he also had a leather belt with copper studs that glistened in the moonlight. Strapped to his belt was a pouch which contained a bottle that sloshed with each step he took, next to it was a dagger strapped inside a leather sheath.

His eyes stayed staring at the ground as his feet shuffled him further down the road, he would sometimes glare up at the moon and mutter under his breath about the mournful weather. This routine continued for a while, until it seemed that he reached his destination. The road continued to sweep through the pine trees and into the meadow until it reached a tavern that sat on top of a hill. It was rather large with a thatched roof, a mahogany door and wooden shutters that bordered the windows. The shutters were open and allowed the warm, orange glow from inside to seep into the space that was once occupied by darkness. The stranger didn’t waste any time jogging towards the tavern with his arms still crossed against his chest. By the door was a sign that was painted green and the words “The Millside Tavern” in bright yellow letters.

As he entered inside, he hung his cloak on one of the hooks and rushed towards the counter. The room was furnished modestly with a few tables and chairs for guests to sit on and stained barstools by the counter. The place was mainly lit from the fireplace that was still burning softly; a few candles were also placed on the tables. The place looked void of any living thing except for one lady standing by the counter and a window, cleaning mugs while swinging her entire body to the merry tune she was humming.

Her face was as round and ripe as a peach, with big rosy cheeks and full lips. Her eyes were wide and the palest of green that were bordered with long dense lashes. Her hair was thick and brown and was tied up in a messy bun, but a few curly strands were teased loose from the wind that was blowing from the open window. She was large and round with tiny feet, while her arms had red, pudgy fingers that gripped the handles of the mugs with ease.

She didn’t notice the stranger until he walked right up to the counter, when she did; she swiftly placed her beaker down and looked up to his rugged face.

“Good evening sir, may I help you?” She asked, her voice was thick and lenient, and she spoke rather sluggishly.

The man didn’t reply, he first placed his hat on top of the counter and sat on one of the barstools.

“I am here to meet…someone,” He muttered, he hesitated at first, as though he was not sure as to     whether to divulge the name to her,

The woman waited for him to clarify further whom he was meeting, but he simply kept his eyes on the wall next to him.

“Does he hold a lodging here?” She inquired further,

“He will…come here,” he said “And I am to meet him in this tavern,”

She raised one of her eyebrows in curiosity and would’ve questioned him further about who this acquaintance was (mind you, she didn’t like having mysterious looking travellers marching into her tavern), but sensed the man’s barriers like an impenetrable wall.

“And how long will you stay and wait for him to come?” She sighed casually,

“…a while,” He simply said before he continued a moment later “I would like a room please, preferably one where I would not have to share with another occupant,”

The woman looked at the shady-looking fellow up and down, from his tattered old fishing hat to his worn and muddy boots. Ever since the Rebels have gained ground in the south, it was no surprise when all kinds of shady men started to pass by this road; it led directly from the Commandment Army camp to the countryside and they seldom payed the rent. The man must have followed her gaze because with one swift movement he brought out a sack from one of his cloak pockets and slammed it onto the counter top. She peeked inside to find coins of silver and copper inside that jingled with each movement she jerked the pouch with. Without another word, she greedily snatched the sack and hid it inside one of the counter cupboards.

“Excuse me one moment and I shall accompany you to your dormitory Mr…,” She said sweetly,

“Smith,” He answered stoically,

Without a moment to lose, she left the room through the door that led to the kitchen, the man simply grunted in discontent and waited. The room was empty of noise; it was like when the servant left, she took all the life of the room with her. The only movement was of the shadows that suspiciously shifted across the floors and walls of the room by the flickering candles.

Everything was still and soundless until someone barged into the room and nearly breaking the doors off their hinges in the process. ‘Mr .Smith’ flinched from the sudden racket and whizzed around in his seat to find a large cloaked figure standing outside. The stranger wore his hood, so the only facial features he was able to find was the end of a scar that stopped at his chin, his flaring nostrils and his scowling lips. Both his muscular arms stood at his sides with balled up fists that looked like they were faintly shaking in fury. His shoulders shifted up and down with each furious breath he took, looking like an enraged bull. Mr .Smith hastily shifted his head back towards that counter, hunched his shoulders and hung his head so low that his chin was hitting his chest, trying to look unnoticeable to the stranger who was currently marching his way towards him in a large stomping pace. Mr .Smith looked up to find the cloaked man standing next to him, facing the wall. The stranger’s eyes slightly shifted towards Mr .Smiths face, but then went back to staring ahead of him.

“Deviltail,” Smith muttered in greeting,

“So, you’ve come,” Deviltail grunted, his voice was low and bold.

Mr .Smith simply nodded, his hands that hid in his pockets started to shake in fear.

“I thought Silverwing was going to meet me personally…” He tried to protest, but his voice came out as a mere squeak.

“He is currently busy with the Generals back at camp… along with other matters. He sent me instead to deliver the message,” Deviltail snorted, as if it was a stupid question to ask,

“What matters?” Smith asked curiously as he turned his head back up to him, only to find Deviltail looking towards him with his ever present scowl. Even though he couldn’t see his eyes, Smith already felt them staring at him in a threatening glare that said ‘None of your business’. If possible, Smith sank even lower in his seat like a guilty child.

“Err…right, so what is the message?” He asked again, this time more sheepishly,

Deviltail didn’t reply, instead, he dug his hand inside his cloak and came out with a big parcel wrapped in brown paper and red string. He gently placed the parcel on the counter top with great care and shuffled it towards Smith. Smith simply stared at it with his eyes as big as saucers, black pupils filled with surprise and curiosity, his mouth agape. No sooner had his astonished expression came did it disappear to his weakly defiant face.

“I was sent to deliver a message, not packages,” He said with a sneer, his eyes still on the parcel. “Otherwise, It’ll cost you extra.”

He looked up at Deviltail again with a defiant frown, but it didn’t last when he felt Deviltail giving him another threatening glare, only this time Smith noticed his hand clutching the hilt of a sword that hid underneath his cloak. Smith cowered again under his heated stare. 

“You will deliver this parcel, and you will accept the original price and you will deliver it in good condition and if you won’t, I will not hesitate to hunt you down and slice you off piece. By. Piece!” Deviltail growled, emphasizing the last three words,

Smith whimpered in response, he took the parcel with as much care as Deviltail did and gently placed it inside a green satchel that was hidden beneath his cloak the entire time. Deviltail didn’t remove his hood and yet Smith could feel his hawk-like gaze heatedly staring at him, threatening him to even dare to drop the parcel.

“To whom should I give this parcel to?” Smith asked,

“Silverwing demands that you travel to Willowshire by the secret trail and deliver this parcel to a retired archaeologist dwarf by the name of ‘Farza’an Grimdon’. After he commands you to whatever he needs you to do,  you shall be done with your work,” Deviltail briefly explained, making sure that he emphasized the address name so that Smith wouldn’t forget.

Smith warily looked up at him with yet another stupefied look.

“B-But, on foot, it could take at least a week to get to Willowshire,” He stuttered, “And there are Rebel camps surrounding the border!”

If possible, Deviltail’s frown curled even lower, which caused Smith to physically wince.

“Yes, Silverwing noticed,” He angrily muttered, “So he asked me to give you my horse while I go back by foot, he demands the package to be delivered with post haste. And do not worry about the Rebel camps, they will be dealt with tonight by Commander Thrush.”

Deviltail looked down to find Smith still staring like a gawping idiot at him and he groaned under his breath. He had heard that military messengers weren't the sharpest, but why did they have to send him this one?

“Go and deliver it NOW!” Deviltail barked,

Smith flinched at his raised tone and didn’t waste a second running outside and slamming the door behind him. Deviltail released an irritated sigh as his giant hands rubbed his forehead, until a certain lady walked by the counter again.

“Sorry for being late, but I had some difficulty in finding the k-“ She froze when she was met by a giant cloaked figure standing in Mr .Smith’s place.

She never saw this stranger before, but she instantly felt in danger just by being in his presence.

“C-Can I help you?” She squawked, as the keys jingled because of her trembling hands,

Deviltail didn’t say anything. They stood still for a long time, none daring to move, Until Deviltail decided that he wouldn’t reply to that question and simply walked away. Her entire face grew as pale as a sheet and her eyes dilated even further as she stared at what slipped under Deviltail’s cloak. As Deviltail advanced towards the door, he heard something collapse on the floorboards with a big ‘thud’. He looked over his shoulder with a devious grin as he saw the servant unconscious on the floor. ‘Fainted probably, happens every time!’ He thought, while chuckling with mischievous amusement. He proceeded exiting the tavern, his long, red and scaly forked tail following him…


End

My Annoyance at Barbie Dolls




I was sitting on the bus, regular after school day. All the little kids on the bus were hopping around in their seats, trying to loosen their seat belts and squealing about random conversations like why one hot wheels car was better than the other. I'm suddenly pulled into a conversation with the 2nd graders about dolls and one Asian girl told me:

"When I grow up, I'm gonna change my hair to blonde and stay as pale as possible so I can be perfect like Barbie!"

I think you can imagine the shocked look on my face when she told me that.

This rant is basically going to be about why I don't agree with young girls playing with Barbie's and I don't expect a lot of people to read this so I'm just going to try and keep it short and simple.

If you are still doing your GCSEs and you're taking Media as one of them like me, then you'll know from one of the media theories (the Culmination Theory) that the more time you spend with something, the more you are influenced by it. In this case, a girl who is aged 3-6 and on average owns 12 Barbie dolls would probably be influenced to think that in order to look pretty and fit into soceity, they would have to look exactly like Barbie.  

I don't mind if a girl aspires to look healthy or pretty, but I simply DON'T agree that Barbie is a suitable role model for young girls who want to look pretty. The reason I believe so, is because of this image:
6 ft tall, flat stomach, perfect waist, hips, butt size and perfect long skinny legs. 

I have so far never met a SINGLE woman who has achieved that image and was happy with it. 
However I did look up that some people think that Barbie stops the female stereotypes, like stay-at-home mum and housewife looks.

Give me a flipping break.

This isn't STOPPING female stereotyping. IT'S INFLUENCING IT! This 'perfect image' look is exactly what's inspiring the 'dumb blondie' stereotype, the 'anorexic maniac model' stereotype and don't get me started on the 'Shopaholic' stereotype.

To summarize: Barbie's helping to influence girls at a young age to become obsessed with how they look and how they SHOULD look and that it's providing the wrong image anyways in how they should.

I'm not saying that Barbie's are the ONLY things that are influencing girls into anorexic diets and turning women into sexual objects. There's a WHOLE load of other kinds of media that influence that image and it really annoys the heck out of me, but I wrote this to rant about Barbie's only, so not gonna go that far.

In my humble opinion, girls shouldn't spend their time worrying on their looks, because they should be able to like themselves just the way they are and shouldn't care what other people think of them (even though both sounded cliche).


Thursday 20 March 2014

My Skulduggery Pleasant character

Author's Note: Not sure if you're can also use blogs to post short stories, but what the heck. I'll just go with this. I hope to post other stuff like this so I can improve my writing skills, but basically, I am totally in love with the Skulduggery Pleasant series, and I had this character bobbing around my head for a while, and thought: 'Meh, why not?'

This is basically where my character would be after the events of Darquesse, assuming everyone is living happily ever after.

If you asked Jocelyn what her favorite place to go to on a Friday night was, I bet you wouldn't expect the top of the Cliffs of Moher. Coincidentally, that is exactly where she was; 01:35 am on a Friday night in December, sitting on top of one of the most famous Irish landmarks, pondering if there was ever a sexier looking piece of machinery than the Porsche 911 turbo engine while she placed her cheek on her palm. You, the reader, would probably want me by now to explain who this mysterious 'Jocelyn' person is, standing on top of the cliffs in the middle of winter!
To summarize, Jocelyn Magnanimous was your average 5 ft 5, 135 lbs woman from Spain with died bright violet hair that flowed to her buttocks in a straight and boring line. She had the stereotypical tanned skin that people from her country usually had, a strongly defined jaw and a straight scar that swiped from her right eyebrow to her left cheek and left a heavy dent on the bridge of her nose.

Jocelyn lived in a nice house in the middle of a forest somewhere in Russia...She couldn't really be bothered to remember the address; why bother when you can smell the repulsive odor of her little brother's cooking a mile away? She was also a part-time actress in a few theaters here and there, until she finally decided to settle down after she got hired by the Australian Sanctuary once and became a dance instructor. Of course, that was just what she did when she wasn't working for one of the cradles of magic.

As for her personality...well, there wasn't much to tell in Jocelyn's opinion; she considered herself a very simple creature with five simple needs: eating, sleeping, tinkering, dancing and shifting.

...

Pooping might be one of them if dancing wasn't of greater importance on Jocelyn's list: if she wasn't able to do shifting, she can always rely on dancing as a good source of vigor and exuberance. Especially chandelier tangoing, mop waltzing and Jazz dancing to a few good tunes of Earth, Wind and Fire. In fact, whatever creature on earth cannot tolerate the awe-inspiring melodies of Micheal Buble, Earth, Wind and Fire, Micheal Jackson, Queens, Joe Cocker, Bob Dylan, Tom Jones, the Rumjacks or heck, even Elvis Presley! Then Jocelyn instantly demoted them to her mental dumb-dumb list: the memorable Hall of Shame for people who cannot appreciate good taste of music and who have brains the size of...a hamster. Or a broccoli.

Jocelyn felt her nose scrunch at the mere thought of the horrible monstrosity. If a mutated radish and a pile of horse poo consummated and gave birth to a child...that would be the creation of broccoli.

...

That and Chinese-made car brands, because EVERYBODY knows how much of a hideous crime against engineering those are. Except you might need more horse poo added in and a couple of bolts to give birth to such a disastrous piece of machinery.

Just as Jocelyn was about to go back to daydreaming about a random Bugatti EB 110 SS, the sound of an actual car engine in the distance broke her out of her stupor and she jerked into a wary stance. She narrowed her glowing green eyes as her pupils dilated abnormally in the dark, taking up three quarters of the iris. Far ahead, she was able to see some kind of Bentley parking on the side of the dirt road and two forms came out on either side; one taller and slimmer than the other one, who had a more feminine figure.

"And how do we know China didn't just send us out to catch some...I don't know, mad scientist?!" A feminine voice asked heatedly; Jocelyn could practically HEAR the suspicious frown on her face.

There was a moment of silence before a soft, velvet voice replied "What on earth would China do with a mad scientist?"

"I don't know...extract some new genius idea that she invented like in the movies?"

"...Why would she go through all the trouble of sending out a fearsome and stunning detective like myself only to waste his talents on collecting some insane invalid? Really Valkyrie, after all this time together, I would've thought you had more sense!"

The two figures must've seen Jocelyn standing on one of the rocks, because they soon started to walk towards her. Jocelyn simply shrugged her shoulders, gingerly sat down on it and opened a fiddle case right next to her.

Well, if those two were possible kidnappers and an intense fight might ensue, Jocelyn figured she might enjoy a few tunes before all hell broke loose. It didn't take long for Valkyrie and Skulduggery to hear the pleasant string tunes of "Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again" by the Phantom of the Opera.




Valkyrie felt her eyebrows shoot up in surprise as she heard the sudden sound of a violin melody flow in beautiful harmony into her ear. She has seen criminals and convicts do some crazy crap in an attempt to escape or humiliate before they eventually got captured and arrested, but Valkyrie had NEVER had someone suddenly play the violin when they saw their captors marching towards them. Valkyrie begged to whatever deity above that this person wasn't actually mad, because she definitely didn't want to leave her weaponry in the hands of a maniac!

It was a 2 years ago when China decided to "renovate" the Sanctuary (in other words, move the Sanctuary into an ENTIRELY new address) and along the way, the matter of a weapon's specialist for the new armory somehow became a new issue. Surprisingly, there weren't that many Adepts or Elementals that were specialized enough in weaponry for the Sanctuary and even if there were, most of them were already taken by other sanctuary's.

It was only four months ago when rumors of sightings started to spread in Aberdeen: while some claimed to have seen a tall, red-headed beauty shooting laser guns at a band of thugs, others claim that it was a 5 ft 7 blonde that was able to make a missile launcher out of a run down Toyota in less than a day!

Nobody in the Sanctuary took notice at first and shook it off as some talented Adept or Elemental gone rogue, until after a month; rumors among the British and Irish Sanctuaries started to spread that a certain 'Jocelyn Magnanimous' was back from the grave. This Jocelyn had quite a reputation, because Valkyrie heard plenty of other names used for her: "The Gargoyle", "Mad Maggy", "Exploding Fiddler" and so on; "The Gargoyle" being the most popular for some reason. When China heard about this Jocelyn, she decided that the Irish Sanctuary had found their weapon's specialist at last. After another two months of searching and listening from China's sources, they finally heard a rumor about a strange woman visiting the Cliffs of Moher every Friday night, playing a fiddle.

"Why do they call her "The Gargoyle" anyway?" Valkyrie asked as she clung her cloak closer to her body, that still continued to shiver from the biting wind.

Skulduggery removed his facade (a blonde man with hazel eyes and a goatee, with the usual high cheekbones) and tilted his hat upwards before replying "Because our new weapons specialist just happens to be a shape-shifter."

Valkyrie's eyes widened in shock, "What?! I thought that the shape-shifters were all killed by the warlocks centuries ago!"

Skulduggery simply shrugged his shoulders "It seems that they've missed one."

The shape-shifters were like the warlocks in terms of their place in the sorcerer society, only they were a much more peaceful race of magic. A shape-shifter was able to warp the muscle-tissues and calcium levels in their body, which enabled them to shift into different people. When it came to animals however, it was different. When a shape-shifter hits puberty, they were able to form into four kinds of animals every twenty years based on the four elements: earth, fire, wind and water.

The shape-shifters didn't concern themselves with the magic society, much like the witches, and isolated themselves in an island. Nobody ever knew where this island was, until the warlocks came along. They set out to find their own homeland and somehow found the island where the shape-shifters were. Wild and reckless, the Warlocks killed a lot of families, burned homes and pillaged villages; wanting to take the island for themselves. However, the shape-shifters retaliated and killed off all the warlocks that landed on their island: a number of over 10,000! The Warlocks in the mainland were outraged and furious at the shape-shifters for killing off a large number of their kin, but they didn't know about the intended invasion on the shape-shifters' island.

The history books didn't tell much, but all Valkyrie knew was that the Warlocks somehow figured out a way to attack the island and kill off the entire species of shape-shifters in one night on the island. The shape-shifters were never seen since.

Until today that is.

By the time the final notes of the fiddle ended, Valkyrie and Skulduggery were standing a few feet away from where the woman was sitting. She sat still for a moment, her arm still poised with the bow above the fiddle until she suddenly bounced up from the rock and landed with her front towards them. But that wasn't what caused Valkyrie's mouth to open with shock and for her eyes to widen even further with disgust. No, it wasn't the severe scar that ran across the woman's face and not even because of the bright strange colour that seemed to gleam from her hair.

Valkyrie stood there standing in shock, because today was the day that she first saw the most hideous, messed up and weirdly coloured fiddle she had EVER seen in the entire world.
Imagine a block of wood, that had the most moldiest patches of weird bright blue colours, that had been trampled in the center by a heard of elephants; then looked like it had been chewed on by Alan Carr to create the most deformed shape of a string instrument. If you're capable of imagining that, then picture the atrocious piece of wood being pooped on by a thousand pigeons all over and then being coloured with crayons by a toddler on its left side. Add a couple of wonky strings and turning pegs and that is what Jocelyn's fiddle looked like.

Jocelyn noticed Valkyrie's stare and felt her eyebrows narrow with a bit of anger and annoyance.

"D'you have a problem with my fiddle chica?" Jocelyn drawled, Valkyrie noting the faint Hispanic accent.

Valkyrie shook her head quickly, as if broken from a trance and shook it again when she remembered the lady's question "Uh...no! Of course not! Why would I have a problem with such a...beautiful work of...craftmanship..."

"Good." The violet-haired stranger huffed.

Valkyrie was struggling between going along with whatever Skulduggery has up his sleeve, or wiping the smug look on the stupid woman's face. Valkyrie decided to go along with Skulduggery for now, she can always punch her when they reach the Sanctuary. Jocelyn un-narrowed her eyes, but brought the fiddle closer to her, like a mother protecting its child from judging eyes on its first day of kindergarten.

"Well, now that THAT is settled..." Jocelyn began, before a rather big grin broke out of her face, scaring Valkyrie a bit with its abrupt appearance. "Hello! I'm assuming that you two aren't just here for the view too?"

Before Valkyrie could reply, Skulduggery beat her to it. "No, unfortunately. We would just like to have a moment of your time to discuss a job application, Ms. Magnanimous, if you don't mind."
Jocelyn's smile lowered and lost it's friendliness. 'So not kidnappers. Ergo, probably not dangerous' She thought, but then glanced at the gun held steadily within the skeleton's grasp, 'Well...at least not, until I'm brought to the Sanctuary'. Her smile now looking more wan, she snorted derisively "As gentlemanly as your tone sounds, I have a feeling that you'll take me anyway even if I do mind."

Skulduggery noticed her glance towards his gun and waved it up questioningly as he tilted his head.

"Oh this little thing?" He asked with a high voice, as if just noticing the dangerous mechanism in his hands "Oh we simply had a little pest problem on the way here. A rather large roach. Nearly the size of a fist. Had to use drastic measures. ... But yes, we would take you in anyways. Our Grand Mage doesn't like to be disappointed."

Jocelyn raised an eyebrow as she tried to not snicker at the skeleton's strange techniques of extermination. "And by 'Grand Mage', you mean China. How's is she doing by the way?"
Valkyrie frowned confused "You know China?"

Jocelyn's smile widened to it's original...wideness while she rolled her eyes "Well who hasn't heard of the China Sorrows, the most beautiful woman in the world, and her two top detectives Valkyrie Cain and Skulduggery Pleasant, the skeletal detective? The same amount of people who haven't heard of the great Jocelyn "Gargoyle" Magnanimous...none!"

Valkyrie inwardly slapped herself on the forehead for her moment of naivete as she narrowed her eyes at the Spanish woman with a hint of annoyance.

Before Valkyrie could shoot out a retort, Skulduggery butted in. "Miss Magnanimous..."

"Please stop with the formalities." Jocelyn rolled her eyes "I hear Miss Magnanimous and I expect my grandmother. Jocelyn will be just fine."

"Jocelyn..." Skulduggery said, before continuing "I'm sure you would love to gloat more about your exceeding talents, but I would prefer to not waste anymore time and for you to come with us."

"Ugh...Down to business type of person huh? Those people are always dull." Jocelyn whined and sulked for a moment.

Skulduggery scoffed "Oh I can assure you Jocelyn, I am far from dull. In fact, once we reach the sanctuary, I will be your one and only best, charming, strongest and suave friend, since others in the Sanctuary would not take kindly to your arrival. So if I were you, I wouldn't want to decline coming peacefully."

Valkyrie could've sworn seeing Jocelyn flinch for a moment when Skulduggery mentioned being her only friend, as if it triggered a bad memory. Jocelyn stood there for a moment, her body stiff and her face void of all expressions. Suddenly, the woman crouched down and snatched the fiddle case from the floor. Then she catapulted into the air like a graceful feline and landed behind Valkyrie and Skulduggery. The pair swiveled to look behind them and found Jocelyn standing there nonchalantly with the same signature grin.

"Right! Let's get going then!" Jocelyn grinned at them, the corners of her eyes crinkling as she packed her fiddle into the case while marching towards their Bentley. "I would try to have a little fun and fight with you two, but God gave me indoor plumbing and so I can't do combat at 'certain times' if you know what I mean."




"So, let me get this straight: We're hiring a possibly psychopathic shapeshifter to be incharge of the ENTIRE Sanctuary's weaponary?"

The trio were now back in the sanctuary, newly renovated with dark, mahogany walls and pale white tiled corridors. It seemed like every single room was enlarged twice as much and the amount of employees tripled! Cleavers seem to be guarding every single door or marching in every corridor; there seems to be a PA for almost every single high member and ever since doctor Nye's death, China has decided to dedicate an entire floor for the healing ward. The only room that seems to be larger than the Healing Ward was China's library, which was now twice as big as the last one.

The only thing that didn't seem to be ridiculously large was the Sanctuary's new entrance, which now took even longer to get into. The entrance was on the ninth floor of a rickety, old apartment that had graffiti splashed across it's right brick wall and had a fire escape on the left hand side. On the ninth floor, you go to room 905 and go inside an old-fashioned wooden closet in the bedroom which looked large enough to fit four people. The closet worked as an elevator once you said the password and lead you down into the basement of the Sanctuary. After that, you took another elevator to the main building which on the outside looked like an abandoned, half-built construction of a building.

Jocelyn was leaning on the back legs of a white plastic chair in the interrogation room. It was bland with a white floor and walls that had crumbling white wallpaper peeling off in certain areas; in front of Jocelyn was a bland metal table and on the other side were another set of white, plastic chairs.

On one side of the wall was a large pane of glass, which was where Valkyrie and Skulduggery stood on the other side, looking in on their captive. Jocelyn seemed to be surprisingly calm when they brought her in and with the Cleavers suddenly cuffing and chucking her into the interrogation room. When Valkyrie asked about that, Skulduggery simply shrugged and explained that it was simply a 'safety precaution'.

Once she sat down, they sent in some Elemental (Horas Delirium; average height, broad shoulders with black, curly hair) with an average status within the Sanctuary to interview her. Only problem was, whatever question Horas threw at Jocelyn, she remained as silent as the grave and her face remained the same as it did: eyes as wide as dinner plates and her mouth hanging out in awe as she took in the sites of the Sanctuary, like a kid taking his first sites on Willy Wonka's chocolate Factory.

It wasn't technically like that when she was being interrogated, but her eyes still held that fascinated awe in them as they remained a fraction wider.

After a while of watching Horas waste his time on a brick wall, Valkyrie decided to nick a file on Jocelyn and flip through it, hence her sudden question of Jocelyn's psychopathic past.

"Yes." was Skulduggery's simple reply to Valkyrie's previous question as he stood there with a very still posture, his eye sockets never leaving Jocelyn's form as she laid her feet on the table top and wiggling her toes in boredom while plucking random keys on her ... unique-looking fiddle. Valkyrie shifted from foot to foot, trying to find interest in anything. She let herself stare at an interesting ball of fuzz that floated in the corner of the room for a while before she remembered something interesting back when they first met Jocelyn.

"Skulduggery..." Valkyrie started, the skeleton detective tilting his head slightly to show he was listening. "What did you mean when you told Jocelyn that people in the Sanctuary would not like her arrival?"

There was a silent moment between the two before Skulduggery explained "A long time ago, when the shape-shifters were finally accepted into the mage society a few years after the first shifters set foot into the mainlands, people still held discrimination and prejudice against their kind. People thought that they were lower than the sorcerers and even humans because of their ability to shift into animals and how their lifestyle was more tribal; some claimed that they were nothing more than savages, that they didn't deserve to fit into their society and should go back to where they came from.

"After a while of riots and shifter-rights protests, the racism against the shifters eventually died down sometime around the 1930's, when people were too busy trying to survive through the depression. However, a few people today still hold prejudice against Ms. Magnanimous's species. Especially the amount of Energy throwers in the Sanctuary who might fear her and her possible hatred towards them and warlocks."

Valkyrie felt her brow furrow in confusion when she looked back towards Jocelyn when Skulduggery finished his tale. THIS woman held the discrimination of energy throwers and warlocks world wide? 'But she looks so...carefree!' Valkyrie thought incredulously as she looked at the said woman who had her eyes crossed and her nose scrunched up immaturely when a buzzard flew by her face and she tried to whack it with her bow.

Valkyrie looked back to Skulduggery and raised an eyebrow at him "And you?"

"Hm?"

"Do you think the same? That her kind is beneath you?"

"Oh come now Valkyrie, you already know that I think EVERYBODY is beneath me."

Valkyrie shoved his shoulder playfully while rolling her eyes. She chuckled "You know what I mean!"

Skulduggery gently let out a short chuckle for a moment before replying "I don't neccesarily believe that her kind are 'beneath' us, but I am not exactly fond of them."

Valkyrie looked at him curiously with a confused tilt of her head; the only people she's heard Skulduggery have a regard like that for them were either the necromancers or the vampires, so what made shape-shifters a part of that list?

Skulduggery noticed the look Valkyrie gave him and sighed before clarifying "Let's just say that they have a very bad history of losing their temper quite easily."

Valkyrie's mouth took an 'o' shape with realisation before she looked at the said shape-shifter with disbelieving eyes. So THAT is what he meant when they cuffed Jocelyn: they were being paranoid about her temper. However, the more Skulduggery was describing the shape-shifters, the less Valkyrie was starting to believe that the captured woman before them was a part of the species.

Suddenly, a loud buzzing sound echoed in the interrogation room Jocelyn occupied with Horas. Jocelyn gave her interviewer a sheepish grin and said a short 'excuse me' before pulling out a very fancy looking smartphone that was buzzing in her bottom pocket. She looked at the caller on the screen, smiled very widely and answered.

"Hello sweetie! Trouble at home already?" Jocelyn chuckled with an amused grin. Everybody around her stared at her with surprised faces from her sudden statement (except for Skulduggery, who only gave a hint to his surprise when he suddenly straightened his stance). 'Sweetie'!? There was nothing in the file that said ANYTHING about Jocelyn being in any kind of intimate relationship!

Valkyrie couldn't hear much from the speakers (used to hear whatever was said in the room), but the volume was on pretty loud, so she was able to hear a...child-like voice, rambling random words: 'Coffee...miss you...alone...hungry...not working!'

'Oh, so she has a kid...' Valkyrie let out a breath of relief, not wanting to endure a lovey-dovey conversation. That is...until it hit her: 'Wait...who's the father?!"

Jocelyn rolled her eyes exasperatedly before muttering "Okay sweetie, I've told you this a thousand times: when Mama is out doing work, the less you bug her, the faster Mama will be able to get home and fix whatever problem there is!"

Valkyrie saw a muscle underneath Horas's left eye twitch with annoyance as he glared at the woman. "Miss Magnanimous, we are not finished!" Horas said sternly, looking rather irked at being ignored by his captive.

Jocelyn rolled her eyes again while sighing "Sorry sweetie, you'll have to repeat that, Mama wasn't able to hear." Jocelyn glared back at Horas with equal annoyance and held up a finger as if to say 'give me a mo!' before listening intently to whatever 'Sweetie' said next. Horas's face started to turn bright red with withheld anger at the sheer RUDENESS of the woman, but unfortunately, he was under strict orders that Jocelyn would be treated as a guest, despite the handcuffs on her wrists.

The next ramble of words made even LESS sense to Valkyrie: 'Smoke...safe...money...pancakes...Rodry...' and ended with a large loud whine of 'HUNGRY!'

Jocelyn didn't even wince at the sudden shrillness of the voice, but instead SMIRKED with amusement and her eyes slid to the window to where Skulduggery and Valkyrie were standing, a strange twinkle sparkling within the green orbs.

"Really?" She smirked as she continued to stare at the pair on the other side of the window, "Well sweetie, I think I might have just found our solution."

And without warning, Jocelyn shoved the phone into her pocket again and bounced off the chair, causing it to collapse to the floor. Skulduggery pulled out his gun with lightening speed as soon as Jocelyn made the sudden action, while Horas lept out the chair at the same time and had a fireball ready in his hand.

"Alright-y! I'm in!" Jocelyn yelled with her signature, face-splitting grin as she clapped her hands and started to rub them together excitedly.

Horas stared at her with wide eyes and his mouth parted with slight confusion. "W-what? But, we haven't finished our..." He stammered

Jocelyn rolled her eyes for the third time but with a joking grin "No need to. If it's private information you want..."

She held out her arms, spread her feet shoulder-width apart and without any warnings, Jocelyn shifted right in front of them.

I'm sure from all the X-men and Harry Potter movies you readers have watched, that you would think that shifting is a piece of cake and doesn't require any hard work. Well that was not the sight that greeted Valkyrie when she saw her first shifting, and it was not her last.

There were horrible sounds of a few cracking bones and Jocelyn twisted her neck, elbows and every single limb she was able to bend. Her skin seemed to stretch in a gaunt and unnatural way as her bones continued to grow, before a strange sloshing sound echoed around the room and muscles seemed to be growing within her body. Her skin melted from it's Hispanic tan to a European pale tone with a dash of freckles everywhere and finally came the hair colour: it was like someone tipped an invisible bucket above her head and spilled blood red dye all over her head.

The overall result: an average freckled faced lady with a height of 5 ft 9 stood there with a really wide, and rather smug, grin that showed off a small diastema. Her cheeks seemed to sink a little bit into her face, her cute button nose was slightly upturned and her clothes from her previous form (blue polo shirt and khaki brown shorts) were rather tight on the current one. Even the scar in her previous form has disappeared completely!

Jocelyn placed her fists on her hips and jutted it to the side before proclaiming "My name is Jocelyn Magnanimous, I'm 546 years old, I'm the last of the shape-shifters, this is my most adopted form, my area of expertise is explosives and my favorite food is peanut butter!" 

Jocelyn looked around to find both Valkyrie and Horas with similar shocked expressions; Valkyrie had eyes as wide as dinner plates while Horas's face paled considerably and his jaw dropped wide open. Jocelyn almost pouted when she found Skulduggery still pointing his gun at her and not joining in with the others on their shock-fest.

"Aw, you're still pointing that at me." Jocelyn whined, snapping her fingers in frustration "I always look forward to the bit where EVERYONE is surprised."

Skulduggery scoffed "Even if I were surprised, I seriously doubt that it would show on a face like mine, don't you think?"

Jocelyn pursed her lips and placed her finger on her lips, as if ACTUALLY contemplating the possibility. She then went back to her signature grin and agreed "Nope! Guess not!" while popping the 'p'.

She suddenly turned to Horas and rubbed her hands excitedly together with her signature shit-eating grin.

"So, when do I start?"