Tuesday, 22 April 2014

Kind of a "OHMIGERD I LURV THIS MOVIE" rant and a "But....urggghh..." rant

Author's note: BIG SPOILERS IN THIS FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T WATCHED CAPTAIN AMERICA AND WHO DON'T KNOW WHO THE TWINS WERE IN THE END OF CREDITS SCENE!

I just saw the brand new eagerly anticipated movie: Captain America 2!! (Another monumental fact side-part: I'm a big comic book nerd and proud)

I really loved it! The plot was awesome (even though I could see Nick Fury's revival coming), I liked the new character addition (Falcon), the action was just a jumble of pure holy clusterfights and I liked the whole vibe of S.H.I.E.L.D being secretly controlled by HYDRA throughout all those years and now, S.H.I.E.L.D is no more.

I would've flippin ADORED it, if a certain friend of mine didn't INSIST on taking seats that were RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE FLIPPIN SCREEN!! So for the entire movie, I had to be in an awkward, face-squishing position where my neck felt like someone was trying to squeeze it like a lemon. 
So thanks to her, I was wasting half the movie trying to get into a comfortable position.

I'm now interested on how Marvel is going to continue with Avengers 2: Age of Ultron when S.H.I.E.L.D is no longer in the picture? Or are they just gonna do what they did with Iron Man 3 and not mention them WHATSOEVER in the movie?

Extra bonus of epic-sceptic-awesomeness: I stayed to watch BOTH end of credit scenes!

I cannot believe the twins are finally in the picture!! I am so excited for how Marvel are gonna add in Magneto's kids into the big blockbuster films!

The only thing I didn't like about it was how Marvel has to CONSTANTLY put in Black Widow into their movies JUST to make things seem less gay and for sex appeal. 

I mean, come on!

If you're gonna add in a female character who just so happens to be a spy, AT LEAST make an effort to make her the badass and hardcore character that she is and not just some piece of eye candy. 

Not that they didn't manage half of that in this movie, she TOTALLY kicked ass when she was fighting Bucky. But when you see THIS on your way to watching the movie:



Please tell me I'm not the only one who winces and groans at the OBVIOUS Photoshop put into that and how you can feel the completely pointless romance scenes coming on.

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