Saturday, 19 July 2014

The Liebster Blog Award (part 2)

Here are my 11 questions for my nominees:


  • A dude walks up to you and gives you $600 and runs away. What would you do?
  • If you had to pick between super speed or super strength, which would you choose?
  • If today was your last day on planet earth before you would be shipped off to live on another amazing planet for the rest of your life, what would you do on your last day? (and let's say you had infinite amount of money)
  • Which two colours would you say describes your personality best?
  • What is your favorite kind of movie genre?
  • What is the most adorable thing you have ever seen in your entire life?
  • Would you prefer handling babies, toddlers or little kids?
  • Do you have a nickname among your friends?
  • If you could carve something for your relative or a friend or a significant other on their birthday on the moon, what would it be? (pictures and words included)
  • If you would have to smell like a fruit for an entire day, what would it be?
  • Which of these pranks would you pick on April fools day: make the victim sit on a chair with a pie on it or paint clown makeup on the victim's face before they wake up which will stay on them for the entire day.

The Liebster Blog Award...

Author's Note: Okay...
I do not know how in God's great wide universe did I end up being nominated for a fudgin' award,
but I guess it did!
Apparently my friend nominated me because I have a shot and so...
What the heck? I'll give it one.

Unfortunately, I shall have to go through the toe-curling and oh-so painful process of explaining the rules and whatnot:

The Rules are:

1. Post 11 facts about yourself.3. Nominate 5 - 11 bloggers 4. Tell the nominees you've nominated them (through email, comments and...I don't know, just find a way...FIND A WAY BACK INTO LOVE~)5. You can't nominate someone that has already been nominated2. Answer the 11 questions that the nominator gave you

So...My 11 Factos!

NUMERO UNO: 

I have a stuffed Enderman named Stevie! (Pronounced Sh - Tee - Vee) 




I have a special pocket on the front of a paticular shirt where I can sometimes plonk him whenever I wonder around the house or simply watch TV.

NUMERO DOS:

I can speak at least two words or more in Japanese, Russian, Swahili, Spanish, Mandarin, Portugese, German, Malaysian, Italian and Latin.

(I would also say Arabic, French and English, but I'm sort of fluent in those already.)


NUMMER DREI:

I wrestled a toy lobster when I was 6 and that was when I got my first paper cut.
I call it the "Battle of IKEA" since that is where it took place and what a glorious battle it was!
Blows were traded, blood was shed, fists were flying and needless to say that in the end, the best...uh...female won! (I'm assuming it was a woman anyways, it did say 'Susan' on the label. Besides, I have yet to meet a man called 'Susan' and if I did...that would be awesome.)

...

Although I did end up crying for my mum for a plaster...

NUMMER VIER:

My favorite snack to eat when I have nothing left to cook in the cabinets is:

Crackers and Custard!

I don't mind the flavor of the custard (but it obviously has to taste nice!), so long as the crackers are of sufficient enough quality for my pompous taste buds.

第五:

I cosplay as anime characters when I go to Comic Con (excluding my first Comic Con when I went as Batman...*shudder*...that was a horrible costume).

I AM NOT SAYING THAT I AM A WEIRD CRAZY FAN GIRL WHO LIKES TO DRESS UP!

I do it because it's fun and...well, let's face it folks: this is Comic Con! If you don't dress up, you will feel like a soulless outsider.

第六:

I like to listen to Al Yankovic.

For those of you who will instantly hate me because of this, I'm going to go ahead and assume that half of you are the Lady Gaga fans who got offended by Al's parody: "Perform This Way" and say:

αριθμός επτά:

Every 6 months, I have a craving to watch British comedy shows.

...

Don't ask me why, I just do.

νούμερο οκτώ:

My favorite type of cat of all time is the Ragamuffin


I dare you to tell me that you wouldn't want to scoop that up and give it a great big cuddle!

номер девять:

When I get bored in class, I sometimes imagine the teachers wearing ridiculous wigs while they are still writing on the board or giving us lectures.
Unfortunately, I cannot control the grins that pop up when I do which make the teachers suspicious and then they end up keeping an eye on me for the rest of the lesson.

...

That or they just assume that I am a little insane and they wouldn't be wrong to assume so.

Number Ten:

...Did I forget to mention that I am a Brony?


And now! For the 11 questions from my dear friend "Jessops98.blogspot":
(I realised that I spent a lot of font detail and description on my 11 facts, so now I'll relieve the amount of text for you people and try to keep the following answers short.)

1. If you had a super power, what would it be?

In terms of what would suit me most...probably telepathy. And by that, I mean reading people's thoughts and finding out everything about them by running through their brains!
...
That sounded less weird in my head. But I would respect people's privacy!
In terms of what I want as a super power, freezing time would be awesome. Imagine the amount of cool things you can do with that?!

2. If someone said to you ditch all of your friends and you'll become famous, would you?

I'd shove mustard down their ears with a tooth brush for even suggesting that to me and then kick them out of the country.

3. If you could choose which age to stop aging at, what would it be?

Hmmmm.....

I'd probably pick 37. Because if you think about it, you'd be old enough to look like you have some wisdom to people and you'd still retain some of your good looks for...I don't know, whenever the situation arises for you to use 'em?

4. Which movie best describes your life?

'Avengers'.

I would say how the character that would be closest to how I was in my life so far is Bruce Banner, but I want to avoid sparking the anger of my insane fangirl friends who would shoot me for even associating myself to the awesomeness that is Bruce Banner.

5. Who is your favorite person in the world?

Me.

6. Are you a converse or a vans person?

Neither.
Bandannas are my jam for the time being.

7. Can you do weird tricks with your body? If so, what?

I can miraculously trip on my own toes and fall into a face plant if that's what you would call a weird trick.

8. If you were to swap bodies with someone, who would it be?

I am going to creep out a lot of people by saying this, but probably a football player in fc Barcelona.

Think about it: They are very successful; their hobby is also their job; they're also very good at it (well, maybe some of them. I'm not up to date with football.) and they're very healthy and fit!

And honestly, no longer being a hormonal teenage female would be a HUGE relief to me.

9. What was your first word?

Surprisingly, the first time I ever spoke was when I sang along with my mum when she was singing a lullaby. 

But I can't remember the lyrics and neither can my mum.

10. Where do you think you would fit in the stereotypical American High school?

Probably with the nerds/geeks or the gamers or the techies.

11. If you had three wishes, what would you wish for? And why?

A) To know about everything and everyone in our solar system. Just to ensure that I become very successful in life. Totally not for blackmail material. Nope.

B) To be able to control when I can feel physical pain. That way I won't be as scared when I go for operations...or trips to the dentist.

C) To have infinite amount of wishes.

Need I clarify as to why I would wish that?

I nominate:


  • Woggzeh's World - woggzehsblog.blogspot
  • Our Adventures from Bigger Sky Country - billyshercarpenter.blogspot
  • Lists from a girl - listsfromacollegegirl.blogspot
  • Mo - randomest.blogspot
  • Earlene's Thoughts - earlenemayulrich.blogspot
11 questions will be in part 2



Sunday, 22 June 2014

Not really an interesting subject...

Author's Note: So I've basically been viewing other blogs, then viewed mine and realized that...other than the short stories, most of my blog posts are either me ranting or listing things I hate! And I just thought 'Woow...I'm starting to sound like a PMS-ing female version of Raphael (from TMNT) at this rate...' So yeah, I just thought that since I can list things I hate very efficiently, I figured I can list a few things I like with equal eloquence...

1. Anime and Manga...

Before I go on with this, let me clarify I'm not any of the following:

A) Those retarded fangirls who would only read the manga because there are hot guys in it.

B) Those retarded girls who only read it to impress guys or gain popularity.

C) Those extremist anime/manga fans who if they find someone within the vicinity and have no knowledge of anime/manga, will shoot at them.

D) Another whole level of extremist fangirls who have no life and waste it on worshiping anime/manga like it's a religion.

So now that we have that out of the way, let me clarify:

I lived in a childhood where we weren't able to watch cartoon network on TV, so all we had was a cartoon channel that was only able to afford cheap old anime series and that was basically all we were able to watch until later on when I was introduced to other cool channels like:

(yes, I get that this is drawn in the style of anime, but it doesn't count since it wasn't made by a Japanese anime/manga corporation)

And...



But I still liked anime and manga and liked to draw it from time to time. It's sorta like Disney! When you watch the movies later on when your older and you're inclined to dislike some of the movies because they're not that good when you re-watch them or maybe you think there's some bad message in it for the kids, you just can't do it! Because it's already a part of your childhood and it brings you back good memories of family and friends!

That's what anime/manga is to me in a weird sort of way I guess? Except we were also able to watch Disney on VCR, so we weren't THAT much deprived (You can thank five childhood years of Mulan, the Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Tarzan, Lion King and Treasure Planet for not turning me into a COMPLETE annoying anime/manga fangirl)

...

But I would pick Manga over Anime any day since some of the japanese animation is pretty crappy.


2. C & C food!

I don't know why, but I've recently been going on a food munching rampage (And I mean full on pacman-pigging-out-on-cherries-as-if-he-was-being-chased-by-ghosts food munching rampage!)  and I have found myself eating some very strange dishes...

And by strange, I think this picture shall suffice the full meaning of my statement:


( does not necessarily mean I am an 11th doctor fan!)


To put it in a nutshell, any food that begins with a C, will taste delicious with ANOTHER kind of food as long as it begins with a C as well! According to the logic of my taste buds...

It all began when my friend introduced me to custard and I tasted it for the first time. Naturally, it was very awesome and jokingly asked my friend if there were any fish fingers, to which she replied with a blank stare (honestly! Can't imagine why she wouldn't take my question seriously!). As epic as the custard was, I couldn't help but feel like there was something missing...
And then I laid eyes on a certain packet that sat on my friend's kitchen counter:

 
One thing led into another and in the end invented the soon-to-be famously worldwide dish of Crackers and Custard!

This was just the beginning of a whole LOAD of weird mixtures (* Words beginning with 'CH' count!) :

Cucumbers & Cake, 
Cappuccino & Cantaloupe, 
Carrot & Caramel, 
Caviar & Cheese*, 
Chickpeas & Chips, etc.

So, if you are invited over at my place for a snack...do NOT be surprised if you are given a side plate of crackers with a custard dipping!

 

(to be continued in part 2)

Tuesday, 22 April 2014

Kind of a "OHMIGERD I LURV THIS MOVIE" rant and a "But....urggghh..." rant

Author's note: BIG SPOILERS IN THIS FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T WATCHED CAPTAIN AMERICA AND WHO DON'T KNOW WHO THE TWINS WERE IN THE END OF CREDITS SCENE!

I just saw the brand new eagerly anticipated movie: Captain America 2!! (Another monumental fact side-part: I'm a big comic book nerd and proud)

I really loved it! The plot was awesome (even though I could see Nick Fury's revival coming), I liked the new character addition (Falcon), the action was just a jumble of pure holy clusterfights and I liked the whole vibe of S.H.I.E.L.D being secretly controlled by HYDRA throughout all those years and now, S.H.I.E.L.D is no more.

I would've flippin ADORED it, if a certain friend of mine didn't INSIST on taking seats that were RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE FLIPPIN SCREEN!! So for the entire movie, I had to be in an awkward, face-squishing position where my neck felt like someone was trying to squeeze it like a lemon. 
So thanks to her, I was wasting half the movie trying to get into a comfortable position.

I'm now interested on how Marvel is going to continue with Avengers 2: Age of Ultron when S.H.I.E.L.D is no longer in the picture? Or are they just gonna do what they did with Iron Man 3 and not mention them WHATSOEVER in the movie?

Extra bonus of epic-sceptic-awesomeness: I stayed to watch BOTH end of credit scenes!

I cannot believe the twins are finally in the picture!! I am so excited for how Marvel are gonna add in Magneto's kids into the big blockbuster films!

The only thing I didn't like about it was how Marvel has to CONSTANTLY put in Black Widow into their movies JUST to make things seem less gay and for sex appeal. 

I mean, come on!

If you're gonna add in a female character who just so happens to be a spy, AT LEAST make an effort to make her the badass and hardcore character that she is and not just some piece of eye candy. 

Not that they didn't manage half of that in this movie, she TOTALLY kicked ass when she was fighting Bucky. But when you see THIS on your way to watching the movie:



Please tell me I'm not the only one who winces and groans at the OBVIOUS Photoshop put into that and how you can feel the completely pointless romance scenes coming on.

Wednesday, 9 April 2014

Things That Bug Me The Most: Part 2 ... (again, not in any particular order)

3. Annoying People in the Cinema...

Okay, I'm sure you've probably heard this one so many times from angry friends, complaining relatives or whomever; but this was just something I could NOT leave out on my pet peeves list.

If you're a cinephile like me, (a person who is fond of motion pictures and loves going to the cinema) then I'm sure you would agree when I say that any movie that I watch at the cinema, I would like to watch it in the most silent, comfortable atmosphere possible. And I say 'most silent' because you all know that the day when a completely silent atmosphere in the cinema is possible is the day that David Niven is revived as a woman with a pink Afro (unless you've watched the old Pink Panther or Agatha Christie movies, I doubt you'd know who he is without googling him) . 

Let's be honest, there will ALWAYS be that one person, group or pair of people who munch really loud on their popcorn, slurp their drinks when it's nearly finished, momentarily start kicking the back of your seat and so on. THOSE things I don't mind, because it'll only bug me for a millisecond before I tune it out and just focus on the movie. 

But recently this year, I went to watch Robocop in 3D. The cinema was rather empty (not surprised, it wasn't that good of a movie anyway...) so I picked a rather high spot up top, put down my popcorn, got ready for the movie and all that jazz. When I sat down, I noticed a rather obese couple right in front of me with large buckets of popcorn. So yeah, I was definitely prepared for a rather noisy evening. What I WASN'T prepared for, was for this to happen:

The man's phone went off halfway through the movie and he suddenly stood up to answer it. 

Now, I'll be blunt, if it was a much more...skinnier...dude who stood up and blocked the screen, then that is fine! Because he would only take up a third or a quarter of the screen maximum and I would let it slide, because I could still tell what is happening from the other three quarters and he would eventually go down.

But that man was right in front of me and he wasn't skinny, so I wasn't able to see CRAP! I tapped him and asked him if he could sit back down. He held up a finger as if to say 'give me a mo' and continued speaking. 

So I waited...but it certainly wasn't for a mo! And I was getting really annoyed because he made me miss an entire scene waiting for him and what was even worse was that he was just chatting away and laughing VERY LOUDLY on the phone! 

By now, I was ready to bust a



up that guys butt, but I didn't want to make the cinema room anymore louder than it already was! So this time I threw...I think it was 3 or 4? ... bits of popcorn at him, which got his attention instantly.

After taking a moment or two to try and not laugh when he pulled this face at me (and believe me, it took a lot of will power) :

What is wrong with you?!



















I asked him again if he could please sit and quite down (I might have not said it as politely as that). The dude gave out an exasperated sigh (not the really annoyed kind of sighs, more like the exaggerated 'ohmigerd' bimbo sighs) and then just left the cinema room and didn't come back 'till the movie was near the end!

Now, I would rant on some more about the other stupid things people do in the cinema (like how they keep asking about what is happening when they can't even be bothered to watch the flippin' movie, or when somebody keeps a very bright mobile screen on for the entire movie) but this rant is long enough as it is and I don't want to cut the next one short.

Basically, annoying chatty people + bright mobile screens + me missing half the movie =



4. Angry Hypocritical Teachers...

Before someone reads this and starts to accuse me of being too judgmental on teachers, let me stop you right there and point out a few things:

I get that some teachers deserve respect from their students and that they believe they've earned it because they got this job, they probably worked hard for it and they're the ones who graduated from university. And yes, I also understand that they are human and that they're paid to teach, not to be honest angels. 

But I've never met a single person my age who never had a teacher at some point in their life who was a downright angry witch or mean devil (depending on the gender). 

I've had some angry witches in my time who got out of their way to make my (and other students') life in school a living hell, but what annoyed me the most was when (for example) they would see a girl walk into the classroom with a skirt that didn't go below her knees (keep in mind this is the first and last time she ever did this) and they would go CRAZY! 

And by 'Crazy' I don't mean 'coo coo for coco puffs', I mean they would act so mad that you wait for their heads to go:


So they would yell at said student for god knows how long, humiliate her in front of the class and as an extra bonus throw in some mean words here and there. And when they stand up to take the student to the principles office, you can't help but stare at the teacher with a 'what the flip is wrong with you' look when you see her wearing an even SHORTER skirt/shorts than the student!

You might be shaking your heads right now and think that I'm exaggerating, but I can assure you, I've seen teachers with skirt sizes that would make 70 year old men blush!

Tuesday, 8 April 2014

Things That Bug Me The Most: Part 1...(not in any paticular order, they just generally bug me...)

1. Things that should only take less than a minute or two to do and people take ages to do it...

If you ever happen to come across my profile, realize how much of an epic person I am and then decide: "You know what, this blogger sounds like a really cool dude and I'm gonna be BFFs with her/him!", there is one very important and monumental fact that you MUST know if you ever proceed to that action:

I'm a very very VERY impatient person.

And by 'very impatient', I don't mean like:



I mean that on a very bad day, I would punch/slap/shove the next person who stutters on the way they say 'barbiturate'.

Oh, and if you think that I'm a tiny bit too violent...let me show you a VERY common example:

So imagine you're standing in a queue for comic con (Another monumental fact: I'm a nerd and proud. So don't be surprised if I use comic con as another example later on in this blog). You're very excited, you worked half a year on your costume, you're there with all you're friends and you've all been queuing for 2 flippin' hours. Finally, you're at the front of the line, you're waiting for the person in front of you to get his tickets (for the next part, I'm gonna need to give this person a name, so we'll call him...Stephen.) and then this crap happens:

Stephen: Hi!

Ticket dude/dude...ette? : Hello sir! Which tickets would you like to buy?

Stephen: Oooh...gosh...um, what options do I have?

Ticket dude/girl/woman: Well sir, you have the option of buying the tickets for today only, tickets that last you the entire convention and a VIP ticket.

Stephen: Oh! How much do the VIP tickets cost?

Ticket dude/girl/woman: AED 500

Stephen: Oh no, that is a tad bit expensive for me...um...So how much are the tickets for the entire convention?

Ticket dude/girl/woman: AED 160

Stephen: Well....uh....hmmm...Hold on a minute...

*Stephen takes about...oh, a century or two...to double check the money in his wallet before he nods to the Ticket...dude*

Stephen: Yup! I'll take that one!

Ticket dude: Okay then sir, would you like to buy one of our vouchers or coupons?

Stephen: Oooh! What are those?!

End.


...

I think you can get what I'm getting at. It REALLY bugs me when I finally reach the top of the queue in whatever place, and the person in front of me takes AGES just to take an order. First of all, you should have decided what you wanted to get BEFORE you go up and queue; Second of all, you should have already known how much that item costs BEFORE you queue as well and finally, you should already decide IF you have enough to buy it as well.

And it's not only those kinds of things that people take AGES to do; there are people who take ages to get the money out of their purse or wallet, people who take FOREVER to park their car or get out of the parking spot and that one time you're on a plane and you're waiting for hours for the person to finish using the bathroom. Well... I guess the parking spot one isn't something that really bugs me if the person is just trying to play it safe, so I'll let that one slide. 


2. People who chew chewing gum with their mouths open and kids blowing bubbles...

Really....Do I need to clarify on this one?

In my opinion, it's just plain torture having to be in the same room with a person who is chewing their chewing gum in the most obnoxious way and having to listen to the disgusting sounds of their saliva being mixed with the artificial flavors of gum.

And there's when some blow and pop bubbles with it. I don't mind if it's a teenager or an adult doing it, because at least THEY know how to do it properly and not make a mess.  But there is always that one parent who can't handle their screaming, whining child and gives her/him a piece of gum to shut them up. 

Now, I don't know about you, but I don't want to have to watch a kid blow a bubble, pop it all over their face and then start peeling it off very slowly piece by icky piece.

And don't get me started on when they start doing this:


Need I say more?

To be continued in Part 2....

Saturday, 22 March 2014

A Spontaneous Prologue...

Author's note: Someone requested me a prologue two years ago for their fantasy story on fictionpress (.com) and I made them this little thing. Seemed pretty good and I thought: Well...short story...and it's not like I'm NOT gonna update this later on, so whatevs! Might as well put it up now! 

(WARNING: If you're not into stories where the author put's a WHOLE paragraph into describing the scene and then ANOTHER for describing the character, then don't read.)

The Message

The forest was bathed in the full moon’s glow; it seemed that everything was coated in silver. The stars shined bright like blissful lights seeping through the holes of heaven’s floor. The trees’ tips pointed towards the sky like needles and the lake shimmered as the moon’s reflection basked across its surface. Beside the forest was a large valley of rolling hills and small meadows of soft grass and shut flowers. The night was cold and silent, with nothing but the soft chirps of crickets and a faint grunt of a man walking on a small dirt road through the forest. He was a man of small stature, with skinny arms that folded across his chest as he tried to cling to his cloak for warmth. Long, black and shaggy hair bordered his face and sitting on top of it was a large fishing hat that shadowed his dark eyes. His nose was sharp and pointed and he had a pair of thin, tight lips that sat atop of his scruffy chin. He wore long leather boots that reached just below his knees; he also had a leather belt with copper studs that glistened in the moonlight. Strapped to his belt was a pouch which contained a bottle that sloshed with each step he took, next to it was a dagger strapped inside a leather sheath.

His eyes stayed staring at the ground as his feet shuffled him further down the road, he would sometimes glare up at the moon and mutter under his breath about the mournful weather. This routine continued for a while, until it seemed that he reached his destination. The road continued to sweep through the pine trees and into the meadow until it reached a tavern that sat on top of a hill. It was rather large with a thatched roof, a mahogany door and wooden shutters that bordered the windows. The shutters were open and allowed the warm, orange glow from inside to seep into the space that was once occupied by darkness. The stranger didn’t waste any time jogging towards the tavern with his arms still crossed against his chest. By the door was a sign that was painted green and the words “The Millside Tavern” in bright yellow letters.

As he entered inside, he hung his cloak on one of the hooks and rushed towards the counter. The room was furnished modestly with a few tables and chairs for guests to sit on and stained barstools by the counter. The place was mainly lit from the fireplace that was still burning softly; a few candles were also placed on the tables. The place looked void of any living thing except for one lady standing by the counter and a window, cleaning mugs while swinging her entire body to the merry tune she was humming.

Her face was as round and ripe as a peach, with big rosy cheeks and full lips. Her eyes were wide and the palest of green that were bordered with long dense lashes. Her hair was thick and brown and was tied up in a messy bun, but a few curly strands were teased loose from the wind that was blowing from the open window. She was large and round with tiny feet, while her arms had red, pudgy fingers that gripped the handles of the mugs with ease.

She didn’t notice the stranger until he walked right up to the counter, when she did; she swiftly placed her beaker down and looked up to his rugged face.

“Good evening sir, may I help you?” She asked, her voice was thick and lenient, and she spoke rather sluggishly.

The man didn’t reply, he first placed his hat on top of the counter and sat on one of the barstools.

“I am here to meet…someone,” He muttered, he hesitated at first, as though he was not sure as to     whether to divulge the name to her,

The woman waited for him to clarify further whom he was meeting, but he simply kept his eyes on the wall next to him.

“Does he hold a lodging here?” She inquired further,

“He will…come here,” he said “And I am to meet him in this tavern,”

She raised one of her eyebrows in curiosity and would’ve questioned him further about who this acquaintance was (mind you, she didn’t like having mysterious looking travellers marching into her tavern), but sensed the man’s barriers like an impenetrable wall.

“And how long will you stay and wait for him to come?” She sighed casually,

“…a while,” He simply said before he continued a moment later “I would like a room please, preferably one where I would not have to share with another occupant,”

The woman looked at the shady-looking fellow up and down, from his tattered old fishing hat to his worn and muddy boots. Ever since the Rebels have gained ground in the south, it was no surprise when all kinds of shady men started to pass by this road; it led directly from the Commandment Army camp to the countryside and they seldom payed the rent. The man must have followed her gaze because with one swift movement he brought out a sack from one of his cloak pockets and slammed it onto the counter top. She peeked inside to find coins of silver and copper inside that jingled with each movement she jerked the pouch with. Without another word, she greedily snatched the sack and hid it inside one of the counter cupboards.

“Excuse me one moment and I shall accompany you to your dormitory Mr…,” She said sweetly,

“Smith,” He answered stoically,

Without a moment to lose, she left the room through the door that led to the kitchen, the man simply grunted in discontent and waited. The room was empty of noise; it was like when the servant left, she took all the life of the room with her. The only movement was of the shadows that suspiciously shifted across the floors and walls of the room by the flickering candles.

Everything was still and soundless until someone barged into the room and nearly breaking the doors off their hinges in the process. ‘Mr .Smith’ flinched from the sudden racket and whizzed around in his seat to find a large cloaked figure standing outside. The stranger wore his hood, so the only facial features he was able to find was the end of a scar that stopped at his chin, his flaring nostrils and his scowling lips. Both his muscular arms stood at his sides with balled up fists that looked like they were faintly shaking in fury. His shoulders shifted up and down with each furious breath he took, looking like an enraged bull. Mr .Smith hastily shifted his head back towards that counter, hunched his shoulders and hung his head so low that his chin was hitting his chest, trying to look unnoticeable to the stranger who was currently marching his way towards him in a large stomping pace. Mr .Smith looked up to find the cloaked man standing next to him, facing the wall. The stranger’s eyes slightly shifted towards Mr .Smiths face, but then went back to staring ahead of him.

“Deviltail,” Smith muttered in greeting,

“So, you’ve come,” Deviltail grunted, his voice was low and bold.

Mr .Smith simply nodded, his hands that hid in his pockets started to shake in fear.

“I thought Silverwing was going to meet me personally…” He tried to protest, but his voice came out as a mere squeak.

“He is currently busy with the Generals back at camp… along with other matters. He sent me instead to deliver the message,” Deviltail snorted, as if it was a stupid question to ask,

“What matters?” Smith asked curiously as he turned his head back up to him, only to find Deviltail looking towards him with his ever present scowl. Even though he couldn’t see his eyes, Smith already felt them staring at him in a threatening glare that said ‘None of your business’. If possible, Smith sank even lower in his seat like a guilty child.

“Err…right, so what is the message?” He asked again, this time more sheepishly,

Deviltail didn’t reply, instead, he dug his hand inside his cloak and came out with a big parcel wrapped in brown paper and red string. He gently placed the parcel on the counter top with great care and shuffled it towards Smith. Smith simply stared at it with his eyes as big as saucers, black pupils filled with surprise and curiosity, his mouth agape. No sooner had his astonished expression came did it disappear to his weakly defiant face.

“I was sent to deliver a message, not packages,” He said with a sneer, his eyes still on the parcel. “Otherwise, It’ll cost you extra.”

He looked up at Deviltail again with a defiant frown, but it didn’t last when he felt Deviltail giving him another threatening glare, only this time Smith noticed his hand clutching the hilt of a sword that hid underneath his cloak. Smith cowered again under his heated stare. 

“You will deliver this parcel, and you will accept the original price and you will deliver it in good condition and if you won’t, I will not hesitate to hunt you down and slice you off piece. By. Piece!” Deviltail growled, emphasizing the last three words,

Smith whimpered in response, he took the parcel with as much care as Deviltail did and gently placed it inside a green satchel that was hidden beneath his cloak the entire time. Deviltail didn’t remove his hood and yet Smith could feel his hawk-like gaze heatedly staring at him, threatening him to even dare to drop the parcel.

“To whom should I give this parcel to?” Smith asked,

“Silverwing demands that you travel to Willowshire by the secret trail and deliver this parcel to a retired archaeologist dwarf by the name of ‘Farza’an Grimdon’. After he commands you to whatever he needs you to do,  you shall be done with your work,” Deviltail briefly explained, making sure that he emphasized the address name so that Smith wouldn’t forget.

Smith warily looked up at him with yet another stupefied look.

“B-But, on foot, it could take at least a week to get to Willowshire,” He stuttered, “And there are Rebel camps surrounding the border!”

If possible, Deviltail’s frown curled even lower, which caused Smith to physically wince.

“Yes, Silverwing noticed,” He angrily muttered, “So he asked me to give you my horse while I go back by foot, he demands the package to be delivered with post haste. And do not worry about the Rebel camps, they will be dealt with tonight by Commander Thrush.”

Deviltail looked down to find Smith still staring like a gawping idiot at him and he groaned under his breath. He had heard that military messengers weren't the sharpest, but why did they have to send him this one?

“Go and deliver it NOW!” Deviltail barked,

Smith flinched at his raised tone and didn’t waste a second running outside and slamming the door behind him. Deviltail released an irritated sigh as his giant hands rubbed his forehead, until a certain lady walked by the counter again.

“Sorry for being late, but I had some difficulty in finding the k-“ She froze when she was met by a giant cloaked figure standing in Mr .Smith’s place.

She never saw this stranger before, but she instantly felt in danger just by being in his presence.

“C-Can I help you?” She squawked, as the keys jingled because of her trembling hands,

Deviltail didn’t say anything. They stood still for a long time, none daring to move, Until Deviltail decided that he wouldn’t reply to that question and simply walked away. Her entire face grew as pale as a sheet and her eyes dilated even further as she stared at what slipped under Deviltail’s cloak. As Deviltail advanced towards the door, he heard something collapse on the floorboards with a big ‘thud’. He looked over his shoulder with a devious grin as he saw the servant unconscious on the floor. ‘Fainted probably, happens every time!’ He thought, while chuckling with mischievous amusement. He proceeded exiting the tavern, his long, red and scaly forked tail following him…


End